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CANADIANS TO BE CHARGED FOR 'THINKING' ABOUT GOMERY INQUIRY.

THIS JUST IN!!!!!!!

(MK-Press) Justice Gomery revealed today that any Canadian thinking, speculating, or even imagining, whether out loud or in thought, including but not limited to, single thought, random thought, logical sentences, or even a point of view regarding (but not limited to) the Gomery Commission, the recent government testimony that was banned to the Canadian public, or by any other type of liberal corruption that was revealed in the testimony will be charged with contempt of court. Also included are the following but not lack thereof: websites, news, word of mouth, rumors, speculation, television, radio, hand signals, or dog barks. Violators of this ban will be charged with contempt of court by the Canadian legal system in the jurisidiction of where the thought crime took place.


Canadians have been shocked at this new ruling. Aaron from Grandinite, Alberta said "this is just eff'in stupid, I can't even think now because my middle name is Gomery, so just in the past five minutes, as I was filling out some tax forms, I've been charged 29 times with contempt of court for thinking of the word 'Gomery.'


Furthermore, Gomery revealed that 'those crazy bloggers' are not allowed to even type a sequence of words on their keyboards that may accumulate to a sentence that would reveal any type of Gomery inquiry thought process or opinion. This is limited to the inquiry but not limited to liberal corruption, or any other set of words that would include but be not limited to: Chr├ętien, Quebec, Martin, Canada, Money, Tax money, or Liberal, or CBC.


As a result, many Quebec lawyers have been offering the Canadian citizens who are charged with these crimes free legal representation on the basis that they are 1) on the board of a advertising firm, 2) have relatives in government that may or may not have the ability to give 'kick-backs' to them in return for their services, or 3) own 'laundry mat'.


Unfortunately, as a result of writing this post I have been charged with 40 thought crimes for writing a press-release FOR THE LIBERAL government and there are 4 men in black suits waiting for me to finish this post. I must go now, long live free speech in Canada.


MK Braaten

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